A Dinosaur Ate My Guacamole
So, turns out the pterodactyl was a darling.
She called a family of brontosaurs she knew who run the Pangean Towing Cooperative, who came out and towed my defunct way-back machine to their
cave garage. I’m still not sure when this is, but the natives here have been quite accommodating.
Of course there’s always a fly in the
ointment amber, or an unexpected dinosaur in the tar pit . . .
We were having a lovely dinner at Laughing Planet (who knew they’ve been around since the dawn of time?), only to find there are small happy dinosaurs running about the place stealing peoples’ side dishes.
This critter for example (Exhibit A, right), took a serious liking to my guacamole. I mean, yes, I did mention earlier that I can’t really taste guacamole, but jeez, the little raptor could at least have asked before it grabbed my spoon and started snarfing it up.